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My friend Kyle sent me a text the other day
Said you wanna jam on Friday night?
I was thinking that sounded pretty good
Until the replies started coming from the left and from the right

And it turns out
Kyle’s friend Barry can’t make it Friday night
Kyle’s friend Amy’s pretty sure that she can
Kyle’s friend Michael has a work thing, but he can make it later on
And Kyle’s friend Jimmy has a funeral to attend

And we’re all just like, ‘Jimmy, if you don’t want to come it's not a big deal. It's just a jam, no need to make up a weird lie, no one is having funerals on Friday night. You don't need to go that far, it's really not that big of a deal, but it doesn’t matter, because

I am stuck in group text hell
Getting messages from people I don’t know
Please get me out of this group text hell
Before I throw away my phone
Before I throw away my goddamn phone

So it turns out that the funeral was real
Seems Jim’s old man had passed away
I’ll admit that I felt a little bad
But still I think it’s pretty weird to have a funeral on Friday

Anyway
Jim’s friend Cam is very sorry for his loss
And Jim’s friend Sue would like to help if she can
And Jim’s friend Stacey sent a donation to the charity of choice
And Jim’s Mom Debbie

is just really thankful for all the thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. She just really appreciates how everyone has come together. It's so lovely to see what a beautiful community Jim's dad built and how much he's appreciated, and how wonderful everyone has been. And Shirley, thank you so much for that casserole, that was amazing, really helped us out. Here's a heart emoji just to thank you and here's a gif of a cat because she just really likes cats apparently, anyway

I am stuck in group text hell
Getting messages from people I don’t know
Please get me out of this group text hell
Before I throw away my phone
Before I throw away my goddamn phone


My friend Kyle sent me a text the other day
Said you wanna jam on Friday night?
I was thinking that sounded pretty good
Until the replies started coming from the left and from the right…